i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
