I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
The feeling are messing with the penis
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
