I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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