How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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