The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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