Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
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Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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