No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
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He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
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Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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