we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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