you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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