if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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