I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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