Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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