You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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