I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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