? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.