I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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