I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Say something about gay babies.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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