it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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