just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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