Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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