What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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