So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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