if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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