Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Randomize
