Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
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Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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