Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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