called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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