rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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