I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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