woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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