You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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