i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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