is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
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is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
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thanks... i think. haha
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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