It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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