the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
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Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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