Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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