Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
foreskin is a definite game changer
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
