I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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