he puts the penis in happiness.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Someone came in the potted fern
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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