that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
my poor anus
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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