We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Dignity is for republicans.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
She has the best kind of daddy issues
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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