You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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