your room smells of hookers.
And success
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Randomize
