All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
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