please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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