Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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