I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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