Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
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I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Two words: blizzard sex
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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