What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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