ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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