I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
and she was petting her beer can
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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