It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
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Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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