I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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