I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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