girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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